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Jimmy Kimmel joked that the former president would stick to his vow to stay off the platform only “until the next time he’s on the toilet for more than 20 minutes.”
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On Saturday, Elon Musk announced he would reinstate former President Donald Trump’s Twitter account after conducting what Jimmy Kimmel called “a very totally scientific and legit online poll.”
“Trump, though, said he sees no reason to return to Twitter — he is on Truth Social. Do you know how badly you have to screw up Twitter to make Donald Trump refuse to go on it?” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Trump vowed he will not return to Twitter, which is a promise he’ll stick to until the next time he’s on the toilet for more than 20 minutes.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Yeah, Trump’s already on his own platform, Truth Social. He was like, ‘I’m sorry, I can’t be on two failing sites at once.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“But when asked if he’d return to the platform, Trump said, ‘I don’t see any reason for it.’ What? I’m shocked. It’s like Trump driving by McDonald’s without stopping.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yesterday was President Biden’s 80th birthday. The whole family got together at the White House and took away his car keys.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“President Biden celebrated his 80th birthday yesterday with a brunch hosted by first lady Dr. Jill Biden. Brunch, or as 80-year-olds call it, ‘dinner.’” — SETH MEYERS
“Remember, you’re only as old as the number of years you have been alive, which is an unprecedented number for the job that you have.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Joe Biden is the oldest sitting president in United States history. He’s three Zendayas and a baby now.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“But you know what? I think his age is actually a strength at this point. The world’s so crazy, I love having the stability and wisdom of those crowned with many winters — a man who has firsthand memories of bipartisanship, of a shared vision of America, of a time when ice came in wagons.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“He ended the night by stripping off his dungarees and doing 80 shots of Metamucil.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
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